Oh my god, I cannot stand for Odin’s shit.
My name is Kendra, I'm an 18 year old Canadian female who is attending first year university... major undeclared. Where can I sign up as the Doctor's companion instead?
If you were that old, and that kind, and the very last of your kind, you couldn’t just stand there and watch children cry.
Queuing a bunch of shit (untagged since that takes time I don’t have) since I’ll be away from tumblr until my finals are over. See y’all later.
Sherlock: Mummy, this is John.
Mrs. Holmes: … Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: … Brilliant.
A follow up to this post
love this so much!
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
a list of sounds
- high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
- a soda can being opened
- a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
- a marble rolling on a wooden floor
- wood popping and crackling as it burns
- an orchestra tuning
you have no idea how much I love the orchestra tuning
it’s one of the best things
you can hear these in your head
asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians